Hey, whoever keeps googling “scott peterson update 2007”—you do know I’m not that other guy, yes?
I mean, don’t get me wrong, it’s nice having you here and all. I just don’t want you to be disappointed. Or to stalk me. I’ve got enough ‘lil peoples following me around the house already. And you’re not nearly as cute.
Don’t feel bad about that, though. No one else is either.