Me and Tom

So I’m doing a little high-brow reading when Senator Smoosh comes down to the sunroom to play. She glances up at the screen and says, “Daddy. Dootbaw.”


I like to think it’s yet another sign of her brilliance. And that it just show how much she enjoys cuddling with me and watching the game on Sunday. Or that, like so many other people, she understandably gets me and Tom Brady confused, the pair of us being extraordinarily similar in that we’re both carbon-based lifeforms with Y chromosomes. And that it’s not simply that, like Top Management, she pretty much wishes Tom Brady were really her father.

Not that I can really blame either of ’em.


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9 Responses to Me and Tom

  1. Jennifer says:

    But if you were Tom, you wouldn’t really be having much to do with your baby, would you? My apologies, as a faithful Cowboy fan I couldn’t help myself. To our knowledge, Romo hasn’t yet abandoned any babies. 🙂

  2. scott says:

    If Senator Smoosh were Tom’s baby, he’d give up football to stay home with her. THAT’s how great she is.

  3. Jennifer says:

    And I think your wife is probably far more charming and intelligent than whats-her-name or the supermodel. 🙂

  4. scott says:

    Well, okay. That one’s indisputable.

  5. Lissa says:

    And that it’s not simply that, like Top Management, she pretty much wishes Tom Brady were really her father.
    Hey wait a minute there, I think the father I’ve got is pretty darn swell!

  6. scott says:

    Q: How can we demolish poor lil’ Scott even further?
    A: You mean besides pointing out that he’s no Tom Brady? Subtly point out that his writing sucks too!
    You folks with two X chromosomes are so mean.

  7. KC says:

    LOL!!! I was laughing at that line, Lissa! Scott, you’re very funny.

  8. Tom Brady says:

    Hey Scott, if that IS your real name –
    I know it’s who who’s been going through my garbage. Stop stalking me! I’m already spoken for…several times over, actually.
    Man am I handsome!

  9. fish says:

    Yeah, Scott it is you that is stalking Tom, not um, me.

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