Monthly Archives: September 2008

Great Album Covers

Oh, sure, I know the world is melting down financially, we have a candidate for veep who cannot name a single magazine or newspaper she reads (or just doesn’t want to admit that her list contains naught but TV Guide … Continue reading

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Rocket Fuel in Our Drinking Water

I had planned to write more today about the largest welfare bill in history. For instance, did you know that President Ronald Reagan once said:  ''If you had a stack of $1,000 bills in your hand only four inches high, you'd … Continue reading

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Compare and Contrast

We have twice as many vehicles as the Obamas but fewer houses. We also have exactly the same number of planes.  I personally have precisely the same number of vehicles as John McCain, but Top Management has only 8.33% as … Continue reading

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In Memoriam

The Defense Department last week identified the following American military personnel killed in Afghanistan, Iraq and Kuwait:Darris J. Dawson, 24, of Pensacola, Fla.; staff sergeant, Army. Dawson was one of two soldiers fatally shot Sept. 14 by a soldier in … Continue reading

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Money for Nothing

So you’ve probably heard about the way Democrats and Republicans are coming together in a heart-rending show of unity, joining hands and singing “Kumbaya” as they put aside their differences and patriotically hand over, no strings attached, $800,000,000,000—or about $2500 … Continue reading

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Very possibly—and I do not exaggerate—the single greatest EVAH. 

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And My Next Decree…

So someone mentioned to me that this here piece from yesterday on what I’d do if I were president of this great nation of ours bears some resemblance to this piece from years back.  And they’re right. It does. Because I've … Continue reading

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