Category Archives: Food and Drink

Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals for America After Visiting Denny’s

…I think I've actually been to this Denny's.  http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf Wow. Now just imagine if he'd been to a Waffle House. 

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Domino’s Scientists Test Limits of What Humans Will Eat

I love pizza. I love The Onion. Put the two together and there can be no bad result.  …okay, that was a foolish foolish thing to have said. But this is awesome: http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/videoplayer/flvplayer.swfDomino’s Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will … Continue reading

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Greatest Restaurant Ever

I like food. Don’t love it, but I like it. Sure, I could easily live on pretty much nothing but pizza, but that don’t mean I don’t enjoy a (very) little bit of variety now and again. Like, say, peppermint … Continue reading

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Death by Peanut Butter

Mmm….there’s nothing like a good peanut butter and salmonella sandwich. FDA Was Aware of Dangers To Food The Food and Drug Administration has known for years about contamination problems at a Georgia peanut butter plant and on California spinach farms … Continue reading

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Shamrock Shakes

So we’ve got a fambly tradition of coloring the milk green for St. Patrick’s Day. (And red for Valentine’s Day.) This year, in addition to that, I decided to really blow my little girls’ minds and give them Shamrock Shakes. … Continue reading

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A Matter of Taste

You know what’s really, really good? These. These are really, really good. I recommend them highly. For some reason, they’re even tastier when someone else buys ‘em. But they’re mighty good either way.

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Mmm…beer…

This here video will change your life. Change it? Nay, my good friends. I dare say it just might save it some day. Okay, maybe not quite that big a deal. But it’s about as handy-dandy a two-minute video as … Continue reading

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