This is what Top Management sang as she got up this morning.
In case you were still wondering if I were really married to a Disney character who grew up in the real world 1970s.
This is what Top Management sang as she got up this morning.
In case you were still wondering if I were really married to a Disney character who grew up in the real world 1970s.
For the guy who made the whole damn thing possible.
I think that's what makes Top Management so very special: she knows who should really be celebrated today (and every day).
I'm in love.
(She'd just been taking a picture of that amazing tree—since she hadn't photographed anything blooming in nearly two and a half minutes—and caught me taking a photo of her taking a photo. You can see how irate she immediately was.)
(I am the world's worst damn photographer. But when she's the subject, even I can take a good one once in a while. Or a series of good ones.)
I have no idea why she's still with me. But I'm approaching the point where I also don't care why. I'm just so glad she is.
So it's breakfast. The Bean, The Golden Weasel and the Brawn are all nomming their favorite cereal, a kind that's usually too expensive to be able to buy for that many rapacious maws but which happens to have been on sale. The Weasel and the Brawn had been doing a puzzle, and one of the answers had been "eclair," so naturally, then, the Golden Weasel says something about how good one sounded. I, being the paternal figure present, make a joke about how I thought it sounded a little flat.
The Bean indicates she heard but will not deign to respond by the slightest flicker of an eyebrow as she continues resolutely staring at her phone. The Brawn puts his head in his hands and says, "no. Just…no."
I say, "you know, when I'm trying to decide whether a musical joke is funny or not, I imagine telling it to Beethoven, and if he says, 'what?' then I know it is."
The Brawn looks puzzled. The Bean seems to sigh ever so slightly. But the Golden Weasel, after her characteristic pause, starts to laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Which makes me laugh. Which makes her laugh. Which makes me laugh. 90 seconds later, we're still giggling. The Brawn still looks confused and a bit annoyed. The Bean finishes eating and leaves.
It's been a good Wednesday so far.
So today is the 29th anniversary of the first date Top Management and I ever went on. We've always considered it more of a real anniversary than our wedding, since that just made legal what we'd already known, at that point, for five years.
Oddly, the song that best encapsulates how I feel about her, I realized a while back, is from an artist I've always liked but very much never loved. But with this one, he said what I never could, not being good with words and all.
Home could be the Pennsylvania turnpike
Indiana's early morning dew
High up in the hills of California
Home is just another word for you
Truer words.
The Brawn says, "So. Dad. Scrohjum and…what's the name of the one who always yells 'that's it!'?"
I am momentarily poleaxed by the name I cannot possibly have heard properly. I therefore reply, cogently, "…what?"
"What's the name of the one who always yells, "that's it!"?
I look down at the book he's holding and things become slightly more clear.
"Lucy."
"Right. So. Scrohjum and Lucy are talking and" and he proceeds to recount to me a strip he's just read which he loves.
I very much look forward to reminding him of this when he's a teenager and feeling (mainly correctly) that his dad's an idiot.
Henry'd only had three customers all afternoon—that is, if you want to count in blind Eddie. Eddie's about seventy, and he ain't completely blind. Runs into things, mostly. He comes in once or twice a week and sticks a loaf of bread under his coat and walks out with an expression on his face like: there, you stupid sonsabitches, fooled you again.
Bertie once asked Henry why he never put a stop to it.
"I'll tell you," Henry said. "A few years back the Air Force wanted twenty million dollars to rig up a flyin' model of an airplane they had planned out. Well, it cost them seventy-five million and then the damn thing wouldn't fly. That happened ten years ago, when blind Eddie and myself were considerable younger, and I voted for the woman who sponsored that bill. Blind Eddie voted against her. And since then I've been buyin' his bread."